Poop
Every time I start to feel self-conscience about pooping in public, I have to remind myself “Damn it, EVERYBODY POOPS. We all learned this when we were two.”
So I then think of this book....
So…
for the remainder of my bathroom time, I think of elephant poop.
EDIT: So I just realized I wrote “pooping in public”. I just would like to clarify, I DO NOT poop in the wide open public. I use restrooms in public places. In case any of you were questioning…
EDIT #2: Because there are some people that might NOT know what I’m talking about…
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